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نتایج اخلاقی ازدواج کردن آقایون (طنز)

نوشته شده در تاریخ : یکشنبه 10 بهمن 1389   11:20 ق.ظ

 

قبل از ازدواج : خوابیدن تا لنگ ظهر
بعد از ازدواج : بیدار شدن زودتر از خورشید
نتیجه اخلاقی : سحر خیز شدن

 

قبل از ازدواج : رفتن به سفر بی اجازه
بعد از ازدواج : رفتن به حیاط با اجازه
نتیجه اخلاقی : معتبر شدن

 

قبل از ازدواج : خوردن بهترین غذاها بی منت
بعد از ازدواج : خوردن غذا های سوخته با منت
نتیجه اخلاقی : تقویت معده

 

قبل از ازدواج : استراحت مطلق بی جر و بحث
بعد از ازدواج : كار كردن در شرایط سخت
نتیجه اخلاقی : ورزیده شدن

 

قبل از ازدواج : دید و بازدید از اماكن تفریحی
بعد از ازدواج : سر زدن به فامیل خانوم
نتیجه اخلاقی : صله رحم

 

قبل از ازدواج : آموزش گیتار و سنتور و غیره
بعد از ازدواج : آموزش بچه داری و شستن ظرف
نتیجه اخلاقی : همدردی با مردها

 

قبل از ازدواج : گرفتن پول تو جیبی از پاپا
بعد از ازدواج : دادن كل حقوق به خانوم
نتیجه اخلاقی : مستقل شدن

 

قبل از ازدواج : ایستادن در صف سینما و استخر
بعد از ازدواج : ایستادن در صف شیر و گوشت
نتیجه اخلاقی : آموزش ایستادگی

 

قبل از ازدواج : رفتن به سفرهای هفتگی
بعد از ازدواج : در حسرت رفتن به پارك سر كوچه
نتیجه اخلاقی : امنیت كامل.

:thankyou:



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